108k members in the Technoblade community. Techno often finds himself clinging to the unknown. They evolved to be drunk. That was five years ago. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. He passes Clarence’s shop trading emeralds for cheap paper and banners for emeralds. Techno wonders. share. Techno’s eyes gleam. I'm free." He finds himself angry at someone who’s not even near. Squid’s father didn’t host his son’s birthday celebrations anymore, Squid did it himself. i have spent way too much time on this, 3 weeks and 4 days to be precise since the time my brain thought "fuck yes, let's give techno issues and make him farm potatoes again" & i am nervous abt this, god damn. 2 patwik Dedicated Member. If one were to take his spot and race their eyes to the very limits, they would still only see potatoes. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. He feels self conscious Outside, a skeleton attacked a baby zombie. He yelps loudly when he lifts himself off the bruised leg. Then, Technoblade unleased the first withers onto the Dream SMP, one unnamed, other one called 'Subscribe to Technoblade'. “Squid Kid.” The boy removes his gaze, stuffing a hand into his pocket. There’s a beat. helloo! There is a running rivalry joke between him and Dream, as they both often compete against each other in competitions. ''All men can see the tactics whereby i conquer, But what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.'' Image . Home feels barely like it. Ah. Traders shout, yelling discount prices and best buys, and the space buzzes in an excited din. Squid groans in good humor. Techno feels miserable. It doesn’t mean anything to him but he finds comfort in the faceless crowd, grateful to be able to blend in. Dumbbur, the voices agree. Techno snorts loudly, and the voices do too, and Techno likes when they agree. I did say not 100% accurate, so yeah... ''Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, And when you move, Fall like a thunderbolt'', JesternSmajli, a true techno fan with an English major, is ready to end this man's whole career. Technoblade, hello, there you are!” a piping voice calls from behind. “Leave it to Wil to embarrass himself tryin' to embarrass me.” Image . One in which Techno’s hands forget how to work, and the voices abandon ship leaving him by himself to uncover the covert message. The boy’s eyes—bright blue, Techno’s brain unhelpfully points out—are back on him. parties, the kind Techno disliked the most. A headache has started to build at his temples, mimicking the way his right foot throbs uselessly. 1 comment. He was fifteen, Squid just about to turn that number. One hand on the sword hilt, other on the middle of the flat side of the blade, but cautious to keep all fingers away from the sharp end. Pixel speech bubble of Technoblade quote from Potato War 3: “Rank number one isn’t an achievement. Technoblade is a popular Minecraft YouTuber and friend of the Dream Team. Techno remembers the fights they’d had over it, Tommy adamant on keeping his privacy even as a small child, while Techno stubborn on making him keep his door open, so he could know Tommy was sleeping fine. The Great Potato War is a battle between Technoblade and im_a_squid_kid for the #1 spot in potatoes. Francis nods, turning away to his stocked shelf. There’s just two to choose from. He lies back down on his bed and pulls the duvet up to the bridge of his nose. Fanart. the voices whisper lowly to him. He ignores it. parties, the kind Techno disliked the most. i have no idea where i wanna take this plot rn (leave suggestions? Shit, the voices in his head sibilate, waking up in his taciturnity. '- Technoblade after crushing im_a_squid_kid in the Hypixel Skyblock: The Great Potato War. welcome to my first major work. Upload Date: Jul 13, 2020. There are two kinds of people in this world, he thinks. “I’d take you to one anyday.” Squid says softly. That was five years ago. __Elitegaming__. Tags: sun tzu, suntzu, quote, art of war, technoblade, blood for the blood gods, sun tzu art of war, dont reveal all your techniques in youtube video, sun tzu quote, art of war quote, technoblade quote, novel, potato war, cloud five, im a squid kid, wilbur soot, philza, … Potato War Champion... fanart. This time, thankfully, he makes it all the way up before leaning heavily against the wall, spent by the effort. Farming wasn’t what he’d always done. He jumps out and paces to the open window. A Minecraft village IRL AU, in which a potato war teaches Technoblade to not only shift livelihoods and adapt, but to deal with the voices in his head and the heartbreak of the loss of a close friend. Tom Cotton Thomas Bryant Cotton (born May 13, 1977) is an American attorney, military veteran, and politician serving as the junior United States senator for Arkansas since January 3, 2015. Still painfully aware of the boy’s eyes on him, he tries again, resorting to using the wall’s support wholly to avoid using his crushed foot. Come see some potions.”. The Potato Crown is a special unique item awarded to the winner of the Great Potato War, the YouTuber Technoblade. Carl’s gone now. save. He sighs. Donald Trump is the first person to assume presidency without prior military or government service and at 70, he is also the oldest one to assume the office. He is just about to cross the community run flower shop when someone hails him from a bit ahead. . Squid watches, seemingly considering his work. A Minecraft village IRL AU, in which a potato war teaches Technoblade to not only shift livelihoods and adapt, but to deal with the voices in his head and the heartbreak of the loss of a close friend. Great. it's going to be pretty long too, so if you would like to stay updated, or read other works which i'll put out while working on this, please do subscribe! Techno quirks a brow. Something sharp and hot pricks his chest, fixated on searing through. It should bother him more but Techno had long ago made peace with being okay with scraps. The irrational thought of wanting someone next to him flickers through his mind. “No. The potion begins to work. Being me is emptier, he decides. A man whose obsession with potatoes is rivalled only by my own. Techno hasn't talked to them much in recent times, leaving to farm first and returning home last. Basket of Hope from the Great Potato War, granted to players in the top 1000 potato collection. Close. “What?” Techno feels exasperated. Techno jolts up from his bed, waking up in terror. They’re not even his, for crying out loud, they’re Wilbur’s. The boy glares right back. he reminds himself. The boy looks at him curiously. He is strolling on the cliff of consciousness now, dark shadows lurking far below. He was a hunter, for fuck’s sake. His lip curls. He glares at him. But now, with the war finally over. Maybe hiding the collection ranking could help him with some sort of farming war. Basket of Hope from the Great Potato War, granted to players in the top 1000 potato collection. He figured out the mechanics of the priority of pets boosting minions. The following items were available at no cost: Potato Talisman, granted to all players. Technoblade, who was born on June 1, 1999, is 21 years old as of 2021. When he looks straight ahead, he can’t make out anything, for a thick fog covers all he desires to see. left kudos on this work! On June 22, 2020, Technoblade announced that he had just won the potato war with 500 million potatoes. Squid’s laugh rings in his head. He tries to not think about that. Technoblade logged on to the Dream SMP for the first time on September 22, 2020. What?” Posted by. Squid would guide him all the way back home, one arm around his back and the other gripping his hand hard for extra support. There are books scattered all around him and the feet of the staircase where he has fallen down. Squid Kid, the son of one of the landholders who funded their village, challenged him to it. His hands hesitate awkwardly on the cool hilt, eyes wandering the space nervously, suddenly aware of how empty the warehouse is. share. 100% Upvoted. The Potato King was a NPC located near the Map, granting talismans and special items. When the war ends, he is a changed man— but it comes only at the price of confronting his intimacy fears and the insecurities of growing up unloved. 109k members in the Technoblade community. To the right of Wilbur’s room, is a shut door. 1 Elitegaming36746 Dedicated Member. He grabs the hoe busy camouflaging on the moist land and moves. Techno nears the outskirts of the village, hands wavering at the gate. It doesn’t mean anything to him but he finds comfort in the faceless crowd, grateful to be able to blend in. After the POTATO WAR. He was twenty now, Squid was nineteen. Candylover84, DRAgonpal, Fishybottledfeelings, rabbit_in_a_lizard_mask, the_original_panda_bear, ilikethatcake, sky_books, lilith747, ImJustHereLooking, oneuniverse and MKYouth Work Search: He empties the whole bottle and slams it down on the table. Today? Later, Technoblade releases Skyblock: The Great Potato War, in which he documents his battle with another SkyBlock YouTuber, im a squid kid, for #1 in potatoes, which he won and still holds the number one place for. “Don’t be weird,” he mutters and then grimaces at how it comes out laced with thorned sharpness. It wasn’t always this way. His skin underneath the amethyst armor where Squid’s friendly arm rests, burns embers. Tags: sun tzu, suntzu, quote, art of war, technoblade, blood for the blood gods, sun tzu art of war, dont reveal all your techniques in youtube video, sun tzu quote, art of war quote, technoblade quote, novel, potato war, cloud five, im a squid kid, wilbur soot, philza, … and 11 more users But whether the warmth is a glowing comfort or a worrisome agony, Technoblade doesn’t know. The loud noise makes him wince, his anger suddenly vanishing as quickly as it had arrived. Vote. 1 Platforms 2 History 2.1 $100,000 Dream vs Technoblade Duel 3 Dream SMP 4 Gallery 5 Quotes 6 Trivia 7 References … Drunk. Ahead are shops overhung with blobs of light, housing merchandise inside shimmering glass. On Day 8, he temporarily accomplishedthe first half of this goal. Every player was able to claim this from the Potato King near the Map from June 21, 2020 - June 26, 2020.. “That’s really your name?”, “Technoblade. ... Skyblock: The Great Potato War, beating Minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel, and several others. Tommy’s. Techno’s heart beats dully. The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself. Cartographers' trades are the worst, im_a_squid_kid in second place only had 412 million. Techno shoulders stiffen but he’s warm and so he doesn’t shrug Squid’s arm off. loud It was only when he’d catch himself staring at his friend’s crystal crisp blue eyes for too long, that unexplainable shame would surge him, and he would hurriedly turn away. Fanart. All hail the potato lord. Additionally, he is … Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Technoblade & Tommyinnit (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade & Wilbur Soot (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade & Tommyinnit & Wilbur Soot (Video Blogging RPF), Alternate Universe - Minecraft Village AU, Technoblade Hears Voices (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit are Siblings, (and also bc the CCs IRL don't like being shipped). Throughout mid 2020 he would also play both with and against Dream, beginning with Minecraft Championships and culminating in a best-of-ten PVP duel between the two hosted by MrBeast. Following that, he plans to commit various war crimes and take over the planet and the moon. When he hums out his acknowledgement, Techno’s heart swells. Tommy always got his way at the end, but Techno liked to think he slept just a speck better letting Tommy know he was cared for. also after the dream vs technoblade war, somebody asked [email protected] if technoblade is getting another + to his rank but Simon said he had a different reward in mind. They were. He should just camp here on the floor all evening. Why are you so adamant on helping me?”. The following items were available at no cost: Potato Talisman, granted to all players. Techno wonders. He knows who that is, he needn’t turn. Down again. “Fuck you,” Squid laughs and hits his shoulder playfully, wrapping his arm around him again. He takes a glass with him to the doorframe, from where he can faintly make out Wilbur’s outline in his bed through the door. They were almost friends. His skilled hands stay working deftly on the whetstone, having done this many times by now. 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